Saturday, 29 October 2016

Trying to eat out

Le Chai

 

We are going to eat out tonight at one of our favourite  little restaurants. My daughters and their partners are here for a few days, and as a treat I thought a visit to a particularly French restaurant might be in order. We don't go out to eat very often, because I like cooking, and I sometimes think that unless the food is very good, I could have produced the same thing for less than half the price at home. 

 

This little restaurant called "Le Chai"is just that, little!, it's probably not much bigger than our front room and very intimate, we know the husband and wife that run it and cook the food, not the 2 star Michelin prices as the restaurant in Tremolat, but the ambiance is homely. The word Chai is French for a kind of old wine cellar, which is what the building used to be, the barrels were stored in this cellar, before being transported down river by "gabare" , a big wooden sailboat, to Bordeaux for transportation onward to foreign climes. That was obviously before they built the dams across the river to  control the flow to prevent flooding.

 

Last time we visited was about a month ago when our niece and future husband were staying with us. The restaurant is situated in a small village alongside the confluence of the two rivers La Dordogne and La Vezere, it's designated as one of the beautiful villages in France and is built typically  on the side of a vertical hillside.

 

Le Chai, Limeuil in the Dordogne

 

That's the Chai restaurant, pretty don't you think ? The sit down and eat bit is the small part on the downstairs right side, the left side is the kitchen, as you sit waiting you can see the guy preparing your meal.

 Mc. dogburger and co. ( let's go out there people and supersize as many people as we can!) haven't arrived here YET !

Whilst I was down in the village, I took the opportunity to take a few more photos of the place, hope you like them, but first things first, to carry on with the story.

 

About a month ago,we had booked a table inside for five people at 8 o'clock, the weather people, although it had been a warm gorgeous day had forecast extreme winds and thunder and lightning and rain at about that time. Everyone (about 8 people) were sitting outside when we arrived and as it was too warm inside we did the same, well, for about ten minutes until, IT arrived, at which point chaos reigned as everything had to be brought in, but not before all the table cloths took off with everything on them. Organised chaos ensued !

 

Once inside, power cut, couldn't see a single thing, but luckily the chef had fired up the generator and in five minutes after having lit all the candles  the lights came on, and when they did, the room began to fill with Mayfly (like little moths that come out of the water once a year for a quick bonk). You could not see from one end of the room to the other. We obviously had the only light in the village and that's what attracted them, soooooooooooo off with the lights, open the main door and on with the exterior light at which point they all disappeared outside, it looked like a snowstorm, after which all calmed down, but I'm sure that the Dutch people who were there were extremely perplexed by the whole procedure.

The power, by the way, came back on at our house about midday the following day. We will have to see what our visit tonight brings.

 

Here's some photos  of Limeuil. There is an American (I think) company called "Backroads" who organise bike tours around our area and I often see groups of the older generation on their bikes, stopped here for a bit of a rest and refreshment before tackling the two huge hills before their overnight stop at the "Vieux Logis", a Michelin starred hotel in Tremolat !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vezere bridge on left, Dordogne bridge on right.

 

 

I do consider myself very lucky to live in such a beautiful place. 

Friday, 28 October 2016

Herman

The German

 

For those of you who have been following the ramblings so far, you may, or may not have noticed sitting behind the wood pile on the photo I took, our camper van. We , or rather I decided to christen this vehicle "Herman " due to its' Germanic ancestry. The bottom bit and the cab bit are very French, but the bodywork was built in Germany about 25 years ago by a company called " Lord Munsterland " (and there was me thinking the Germans didn't have a sense of humour ). A brilliant piece of brick shithouse engineering that we take on holiday from time to time, mainly to Brittany, up there in the top left hand corner of France.

 

 

AUDIERNE

 

Who wouldn't want to go there for four or five weeks ? 

 

 

 A busy little port, I cycle down to here from the campsite, sit down on the bench, bottle of beer or perhaps a coffee and watch the world go by with all the other courdroy trousered and flat hatters. (maybe shorts, heaven forbid, if it's hot)

 

 

 

 

 

 

This guy was selling Pizzas, but you've got to wonder haven't you? Perhaps he was just not feeling too good.

 

Next episode, - more STUFF and some other STUFF that happens to take my fancy. Ummmmmmm 

Tuesday, 25 October 2016

This time of the year

Seasons

 

In my mind, everything, well almost everything has a season. I grow my crops in the garden every year, and what we eat is seasonal. Supermarkets have ruined that concept haven't they? I tend to look forward to eating my first new potatoes or strawberries. I have visited those countries where in the middle of their winter you are running around in a tee shirt and shorts and in the summer it's too hot to venture outdoors, not for me I'm afraid, admittedly  it gets a bit warmy here in summer, but our winters can get bitterly cold, it's been forecast that this winter here will be the coldest for 20 years and it was minus 20 deg. a few years ago. No water and no electricity for a week, that was interesting. Apparently the Tudors had an expression which I am drawn to  - " By the tits of Holy Agnes, it's freezing. "

 

BUT we have a remedy,

 

 

 And that's it ! bit of a jumble, but with the help of this machine

 

 all cut up and stored under cover ready to feed the big black fire breathing monsters in our house. There is no gas available in our neck of the woods, we buy bottle gas for the cooker, but I'm not going to heat our whole house at those kind of prices. That pile in the garden is about half our winter requirements ( 8 cubic meters) the next 8 will be delivered as soon as I have finished cutting this lot.

 

 

big black fire breathing monster and pussy cat

 

 

The mornings around here can get very misty, due to the fact that we live very close to a big river, we have a local airport at Bergerac, probably only about three flights a day, but one of them on a Wednesday, arrives early in the morning. Last week when a friend of mine went to pick up his daughter from the airport, he looked on at the descending  noise, ( couldn't see the plane ) until it touched down about three quarters of the way along the runway, only to hear the engines going to full thrust and the thing almost stood on it's tail and took off again circling the airport for the next hour until it was safe to land. No automatic landing system in our little airport obviously. My daughters are coming for a visit soon, I don't think I'll bother mentioning that little incident to them.

 

Loads more rubbish to follow in the next episode, I think I must have a dose of verbal diarrhea !

 

 

 

Sunday, 23 October 2016

Why ?

is it people do that

 

 I sat down and wondered the other day, why people feel tempted to write a blog. Sorry to say, that I couldn't find one universal reason why. Hence I suppose the many varied subjects that are covered by so many blog writers . I think the knack is, not to put oneself under too much pressure to publish on an exact regular basis and to have fun whilst you write (hence my irregular postings. Sorry about that,) I did mention the other day to a close friend that I intended to invest some of my time in writing a blog

 

 

You can see what he thought of the idea !! 

 

I have a book and pen I keep in the car with me just in case  I spot that certain something or perhaps an idea for a post, I have to stop and write it down obviously, but when a van goes flying past me on a blind bend and I notice that it belongs to " iamabigtwat" emergency lipstick delivery company, I generally think it's well worth the effort !!

 

Mother, bless her cotton socks, always used to describe me as "a bit of a fart in a fairground". What she was describing was someone who tried to do so many things at the same time, that all they managed to do was to go around in ever decreasing circles, and as it turned out, she was right, I am still the same fart, only a bit older now. One might think I should have learnt something by now, but old habits die hard don't they ?

 

 

that's one of the things I do

 


Soooooooooooooo, my reason for this blog, apart from of course something more to add to the things that I do, is to try and organise myself a little better, to have fun and perhaps entertain a few more people on the way. I don't have that need to persuade people that I am better than I really am (trumpety trump) nor do I feel the need to have people to talk to, I already have myself and the friends that I have already introduced you to in the photos, Ok. it may always seems to be a bit of a one sided conversation, but beggars can't be choosers can they? I think that I would rather do that, than talk to some of the nutters I've recently seen on the telly !! 

 

 My blog, I suppose, in some respects is a bit like a book, published one chapter at a time. The main difference I can see is that I can delete my blog, but once a book has been published it's out there in the public domain for ever, and except perhaps for people like Henry V111, or maybe certain religious nutters who burnt books, then my scribblings are out there for all time !

 

Next episode perhaps a little less taxing on the old grey matter and more of what I and other people get up to in the back end of beyond in  deepest rural France.



Thursday, 20 October 2016

Technology ?

I love it, don't you ?

 

What I really want to know is, why does my computer freeze when it's 20 deg in the house ?  Why has it just taken 10 mins. to write the word " why ". Could it be that the cat has just stomped over the keyboard ? Why when I am halfway through watching an interesting (or as my wife points out, interesting to me) Youtube video is it that my computer decides to shut down completely with that funny noise that always accompanies it? How come since we bought a new Canon printer and I installed all the software ( three quarters of it being completely superfluous  to requirements ) do I have to wait to use the computer until the program deems it is ready to start printing, although I don't need to print ?

I think it's probably not enough steam pressure, I have in the past of course resorted to the old time recipe of  the cup of coffee poured gently over the keyboard, but nothing seems to work !!

 

By now, you have probably guessed that I am passed the age of retirement, reason and caring what people think and that I don't have anything better to do than complain, but, believe it or not, I am not always like that. Sometimes I do interesting things due to the fact I have more time on my hands. Like just like the other day, when I looked up the word "TRUMP" in the Oxford English dictionary, apparently it means "to break wind audibly" soooooooooooooo, so that's basically a noisy fart,  I thought that quite appropriate  and topical !! I am sorry to say, that I just don't understand the mentality of some people that let money cloud their better judgement and take priority over common sense

 

That was the thought for the day ! now, back to the studio. Let me introduce you to some of my friends

 

bottoms up girls here comes the cockerel

 

 

I do like photos, don't you?  My friends live down the bottom of the garden and are relatively young due to the fact that a bloody dog (don't like dogs, or is it the thought of walking around with a plastic bag full of dog shit in my pocket that I don't like) killed my last friends and I bought these at the end of August, so they are not laying yet, they scare the living daylights out of my cats and nearly trample me to death when I feed them in the mornings. Amazing what amuses us retired folk !! 

The French seem to like their dogs, particularly the fierce looking loud noisy type that jump out at you as you are quietly cycling down those lovely rural roads that we have here.

 

More friends and enemies, pastimes, hobbies and rubbish in the next instalment of the story of everyday folk in the middle of bloody nowhere, coming to a computer near you (unless it's like mine) soon.